cherrypitgoddess:

cherrypitgoddess:

going into the forest to scream brb

instead of screaming i danced in a field and watched the sunset

taurusappho:

women, in 2019 we stop apologizing for our appearance.

“sorry about my hair, i didn’t have time to straighten it-“ No.

“sorry about my undereye bags i stayed up all night and didn’t conceal so-“ NO.

there is nothing wrong with your natural state.

you are more than how you look.

you were not made to be consumed by society.

fuck anyone who tells u otherwise.

existentialspacecowboy:

Basically what having a Tumblr blog feels like:

Hi, yes, this is my trash wall. Feel free to have a look around.

lokirulz:

betterbemeta:

bogleech:

I see some HEATED debates over the risks of “toying” with ouija boards in Halloween/horror groups I follow and I just want to say a ouija board is literally a toy for kids and if polterghosties existed I’d still seriously doubt that a piece of wood invented by Milton Bradley is a real magical conduit to their dimension

hasbro owns the trademarks and copyrights associated with the ouijia board so all you’re likely to contact is twilight sparkle or megatron

starshein:

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

slinkanorabundyblr:

hillyminne:

lumpatronics:

peteseeger:

rosalui:

onedeadkitty:

tariqah:

Interspecies lesbianism

It’s cute guys

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

Butch/Butch couple

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

So I had to draw them in human form???

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

libra-key:

!!

psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

poodlekey:

I love lee taemin so much I could cry pearl aqua tears

ihate4kids:

nebulaires:

tbh spider-man is such a chill superhero you could ask him to escort you home bc you don’t feel safe and he’d be like ‘ok sure no sweat’ I’m sure he’d even help you with your groceries meanwhile the other avengers be like ‘the world isn’t in danger so you don’t need my help’

well he is called our friendly neighborhood spiderman for nothing

lesbiansavingthrow:

I think it’s TIME that we gays get a game that forces you to be gay and reminds you in every main and side quest that you’re gay so you can not escape into your straight fantasy world and with the happiest and gayest ending there ever was

the-saddest-comedy:

Me: is too depressed to do anything

Me: gets more depressed because I never do anything

My life is a mess